My husband and his anecdotes

Rich has shared a lot of his own anecdotes with me for the past 8 years we've know each other. And for some reason, they're getting wittier and more amusing (amusingly funny) now that we're married. Here's one of his takes on giving birth as related to our breakfast earlier:

R: (While squeezing the mustard onto his plate) It's like giving birth... You have to squeeze and squeeze and not let go, because if you do it's gonna go back (referring to the mustard and how it retracts if you stop squeezing).

Z: (Half laughing and half smirking) It's not that easy...

Anyway, that's my husband... the funny guy. He makes me laugh and I'm very thankful for that. =)